Fluff Phobia!

Lately you've been phobic about fluff. You've never been a big fan of fluff -- have often called me in to your room hysterically to point out a piece of fluff that has found it's way into your crib that I must remove at once. In your braver moments, you will remove the fluff yourself as you assuredly tell me: "It's okay. It's just a piece of fluff." trying to talk yourself out of your fear.

But lately, you've REALLY not liked fluff. The past two nights you've found a piece of fluff in the tub and this has really ruined bathtime for you. You've gotten hysterical as I futilely chase the fluff around the tub trying to extract it, while also trying not to laugh at the absurdity of it. You suggested that we get a new tub. Barring that, you also reminded me that you're a big fan of sponge baths. I sense that we're going to have a bath stand-off sometime soon if we can't get this fluff under control!